Beats by Dre weird me out because they internalize...
PS currently listening to Iron & Wine’s new song. OoOo
because I love her and we're twins
Give me your best burrito face →
brittanyelenamorris: I forwent cereal this morning even though Peanut Butter Koala Puffs is the single force that draws me away from my enveloping bed each day. I believed it was essential to leave as much room as possible for my favorite food. An empty stomach is an anticipatory stomach, and although my mind was…
BRITTANY ON HER THESIS:
“Also, I have become skilled in the combination of coffee with dark chocolate. What quaking and pounding of the heart seizes me upon the powerful fusillade of sugar blasting through midday drowsiness. How privileged, we, to bear the time-honored weapons of grad students against the foes of procrastination and uncertainty! We few, we happy few, shall march on toward professorship and...
FISH: Embrace your inner slut.
CALLER: Dan, I have a question for you. Why is it that when a female bluehead wrasse fish sleeps around, she’s a slut, but if she becomes a male through simultaneous hermaphroditism and sleeps around, he’s a stud? Double standard much?
Marie Curie's notebooks are still radioactive.
"I also occasionally indulge in “book-sniffing,”
… a new recreational-drug activity yet to be outlawed by the government, in which pages of hardcovers (first-edition deckle-edged is the best) are ground up into a fine powder, sifted for impurities obtained during printing, deposited onto a spoon, cooked over a flame, mixed into a spraybottle filled with rubbing alcohol, and absorbed as a mist through the nasal mucosa. The effect is an...
Leslie Knope is hands down the most positive female role model in all of modern American television programming.
The beauty of small business: “The Chocolate Makers” via TIME
I'M A PROFESSIONAL GAWKER (a link to one of my... →
“And then there are all the many things that the dog does and says, entirely anthropomorphized and usually offensive, which express the universe of things we ourselves cannot do or say, to each other or to other people. “You’re being the dog,” our child said recently, surprising us. She is almost three and all our private languages are losing their privacy and becoming known to her. Of...
WHEN I GET HOME FROM COLLEGE AND SEE MY DOG